| You
worked like a dog for your new body.
Every solid, toned inch is 100% you.
But those Jabbas at the office, they
just don't get it. They ooze from cubicle
to cubicle, pizza-stained ties and pasty,
unhealthy skin, happy to slurp sticky
sodas and lead a life less extraordinary
while you strive for more.
And they want you
to come back into the fold! They want
you to eat junk and spend leisure hours
doing a whole lot of nothing. Don't do
it! You don't have to be sucked back
in. Read this article and learn how to
keep fit at the office, despite the bad
element lurking about you.
First of all
you got to head 'em off at the pass.
The thing is, if someone
brings in a box of bear claws, they're
going to seem a lot more attractive if
you're hungry. So eat that balanced breakfast
and have those healthy bars on hand for
the time between meals. If you don’t
like healthy bars you got a small problem.
The frustrating thing about healthy food
is that it doesn't keep; so, unlike Oreos,
which would keep in your desk well into
the next eon, a lot of fresh fruits and
veggies, yogurt, and cottage cheese go
bad quickly if not refrigerated. And
if you do have a fridge at work, going
there to get your healthy snacks can
be quite an ordeal when you have to walk
past a caravan of crud sitting on the
kitchen counter. A few things you can
keep at your desk that might last a little
longer at room temperature is uncut fresh
fruit, raw nuts, a tub of protein powder
and a handful of whole grain cereal.
That may not seem like much, but there
are hundreds of variations of at least
three of those.
It's 11 AM. You're
sweating bullets. It's "Pizza Friday" and,
in about one hour, the walking dead will
be shuffling to the kitchen for multiple
slices of gooey cheese and sausage on
Chicago-style crust. Even if you stay
in your cubicle, the savory scent will
find you. How will you resist? Well,
when the going gets tough, the tough
scram. At 11:50 AM, grab your good walking
shoes and go for a stroll, have a picnic,
go shopping, whatever. Just get out.
That way you're avoiding the horror and
getting a little cardio and vitamin D
all in one fell swoop. As soon as you’re
safe outside try to hook up to a slow
drip. You have the lunch and two snack
times sorted out, but you never know
when some supposed good Samaritan is
going to swing by your office with a
bowl of bite-sized Snickers, tempting
you when you still have two hours until
your next official eating time. If this
is a problem, parse out your snacks.
The trick is, you have to plan out the
size of said snack in advance. So after
breakfast, set aside X amount of whatever
and graze on that - but when you're done,
you're done. That's the key. The exception
to this is raw, green veggies. It's really,
really hard to eat too much broccoli
or celery, so if that's your snack, eat
yourself sick.
Well, if you really
can manage to do everything above, you
are
a true hero!
The hard truth is that it’s really
hard to resist to the pizza, the beers
and the chocolate bars. So what to do
when you those green broccoli doesn’t
seem that tasty? Well, give in to the
dark side. Calm down. It's okay to be
a little naughty sometimes. It keeps
you sane, it makes a diet more palatable
and, well, it tastes good. The key is
moderation. First off, pick the amount
of cheats you have in a week. For someone
trying to lose weight, one or two is
a good number. For those who have already
reached their goals, more are okay. When
the pizza comes, if this is going to
be one of your weekly cheats, get your
piece, love it, lavish it, pray to it,
build a monument around it, and eat it
- but then you're done. That's it. That
was your cheat. No more. No, not another "half
piece" or "cut off little bite." Just
be done. Same goes for the candy bowl.
Eat your mini Almond Joy and then walk
away. Birthday? Eat a small piece of
cake. If they give you too much, cut
it in half and dump half on someone else's
plate, or pass it on until a smaller
piece comes your way.
It was hard work
getting this far, so follow these few
simple tips and it won't
be for naught. The only thing you're
going to get pulled into is a size
2 (or 30-inch waist) pair of jeans, you
sexy beast you. |